You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
*shaves legs seductively*
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
I dreamt about you last night….and I fell out of bed twice…
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
perform the following ritual
Paul McCartney fresh out of the shower by Linda
bYE. I’m doNE. I’M LEAVING. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EXPLORE ON THE INTERNET.
I would just like to say to whoever made this: save me a spot in hell, because this earned you a ticket to the fast lane and you’ll get there before me. ?? !!