you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
*breaks fingers* let’s do this
I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT
remember when everyone thought sir paul was going to die because he came down with the stomach flu
when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
ok but seriously loOK AT ME IM ADORABLE
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
thank you man B)
emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:
- "i would kill myself without you"
- "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
- basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
this post is important
why?? bc i said i was cute???? i am. i am absolutely adorable. kiss my cute butt
this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around