will the world
end in the night time?

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

fabulusly:

*shaves legs seductively* 

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

image

whydoucomehere:

I dreamt about you last night….and I fell out of bed twice…

whydoucomehere:

I dreamt about you last night….and I fell out of bed twice…

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

image

lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage

mccartneymadness:

Paul McCartney fresh out of the shower by Linda

mccartneymadness:

Paul McCartney fresh out of the shower by Linda

georgepearisson:

bYE. I’m doNE. I’M LEAVING. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EXPLORE ON THE INTERNET. 

I would just like to say to whoever made this: save me a spot in hell, because this earned you a ticket to the fast lane and you’ll get there before me. ?? !!

georgepearisson:

bYE. I’m doNE. I’M LEAVING. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EXPLORE ON THE INTERNET.

I would just like to say to whoever made this: save me a spot in hell, because this earned you a ticket to the fast lane and you’ll get there before me. ?? !!